Wet Dream (about Winnie)

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Beef: Hey daddy
I know we haven’t talked in a while
On account of what I did on your lawn
Rob: That’s ok, son

Beef: But daddy, I need to talk
Something happened back in May
I’m really eatin’ myself out about it

And I need you to say
That it’s ok
Rob: Ok son, tell me today

B: So I had a wet dream
About Winnie the Pooh
Is that ok?
Is that ok?
So I had a wet dream about Winnie the Pooh
Tigger was there, and piglet too
And Chris Robin had a flip cam
R: OH DAMN!

B: Oh daddy, I know I told you a lot
I was expecting some wisdom back
R: It’s just thought you were calling to apologize for what you did on my lawn, and this is the total opposite of that

B: Well I need you to say
That it’s ok
R: I don’t think I can say
That to you today

B: So I had a wet dream
R: I know
B: About Winnie the Pooh
R: You told me that
B: Kanga was there
R: WHERE WAS ROO?
B: My hands in Winnie’s hair
R: Isn’t Winnie bald?
B: Listen up, cause Eyore got involved
And Rabbit was my wingman
R: OH COME ON, MAN

B: Chris Robin had a Go-Pro
R: How does Chris Robin have so much access to recording equipment?
B: Chris Robin works at Best Buy
R: Oh why?
B: He applied
R: Smart guy
B: And Rabbit let us use his hot tub
R: Ohhhhhhhh, Best Buy

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from CINDY, released May 27, 2016

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Beef Hutchins Albany, New York

Albany born and raised Beef Hutchins and his band have been living and recording together since 1988. Cindy, their sophomore album attempt, will be coming out shortly.

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