Sheltie World

from by Beef Hutchins

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When I die
I’m goin to Sheltie World
That’s where you’ll find me
Dancin’ with the mini collies

A world of shelties
I’ll be the only big man
It’ll be tough at first but they’ll respect me
For the damage I can do at Sizzler (two steaks)

I’ve been a good man
I’ve never hurt a beagle’s feelings
I’m gonna have 24 sheltie wives
Who have wings and carry me around

When I die
I’m takin’ the chair lift up to Sheltie World
I’m gonna climb Sheltie Mountain
To meet Keith, the Grand Sheltie
So big you’d think he’s a collie

You Tah, do the Sheltie Shuffle
You Tah, do the Sheltie Shuffle
Get down like a tiny collie freak
Put wigs all over your body
Kick your dumb legs up and down
Now you’re at a Sheltie Party

I thought me and Keith were cool
After the Sheltie Party
Smokin’ that Purina shit
And eatin’ those Italian Ices

So I used his brush
To brush my hair
And that’s when everything went to shit
THAT’S WHEN EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT

I broke high Sheltie Law
I broke high Sheltie Law
I broke high Sheltie Law
YOU NEVER USE ANOTHER SHELTIE’S BRUSH

Especially Grand Keith’s
Which means I’m gonna get banished
Off to Corgi Quarry
Off to Corgi Quarry

Corgi Quarry
That’s where you’ll find me
Cryin’ among the chode dogs

Corgi Quarry
Is where the bad ones go
To think about what they’ve done

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from CINDY, released May 27, 2016

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Beef Hutchins Albany, New York

Albany born and raised Beef Hutchins and his band have been living and recording together since 1988. Cindy, their sophomore album attempt, will be coming out shortly.

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