Back With the Catfish (Live at Cape Cod Melody Tent)

from by Beef Hutchins

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Listen up, boys, I got a story about sizzler
And a hostess named Barb who really punch me in the taint
I asked myself, “Do they have Sizzlers in heaven?”
She was the hottest girl I’ve seen, man, she was a seven

Barb looked at me and she said, “Table for how many?”
I looked at her and lied, and I said, “Baby, I’m Jeb Bush”
Barb blushed in her cheeks that were 58 years young
I said, “Let’s go to the meat fridge, and we’ll introduce our tongues”

Pace yourself boys, don’t smooch with a 7
Can’t put the Mazda in reverse
With no ‘chute it’s a far fall from heaven
When you have to go
Back with the catfish

You know we went back to La Quinta
Her rosacea was shining so bright
I kissed her only eyebrow
Her piggy nose was in my sight

Dad, I swear the light was shining
She looked just like Rudy Guliani
We got so hungry listening to Hootie
We had to go back for more rangoons, and now I’m

Back with the catfish


from CINDY, released May 27, 2016



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Albany born and raised Beef Hutchins and his band have been living and recording together since 1988. Cindy, their sophomore album attempt, will be coming out shortly.

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